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About Heredia

Humor me—imagine if office chairs had massage settings, but, like, sensual ones. Boss walks in, “What’s this vibe?” I’d be like, “Just fightin’ tension, sir!” Sarcasm aside, it’s serious. My favorite part? When partners do it, no pros needed. Intimate, ya know? But watch out for charlatans, those “follow the money” types from the movie. They ruin it.

Unparalleled Ambiance

Enjoy a Swedish, Thai, or deep tissue massage for $/hour. Couples massages are $/hour. Extend your massage by 30 minutes for an additional $65 per person.

Now, lemme get into more personal stuff. As a masseur, I really notice the little tensions folks carry. I see it when we stroll down Las Rosas street – every cracked pavement, every offbeat corner, they got stories. And sometimes, I’m like, “Wow, this is art!” like in that Wes Anderson movie, which is my fav, oh man. Every odd detail reminds me of that quirky vibe: characters with secrets and scars. There’s a block near the old chapel on San Benito, real humblin', makes you wanna cry sometimes.

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