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But—oh, gets me goat sometimes—people judge ‘em harsh. “Oh, immoral rot!” they cry, all hoity-toity. Winds me up proper! I say, live and let live—*carpe diem*, seize the bloody day! Once met this chap, right, ex-escort, told me he paid his uni fees escorting. Fair play, I say—beats flipping burgers! Surprised me, tho—didn’t expect brains with the brawn, y’know? Bit of a *nemo me impune lacessit* moment—no one crosses me without a fight, or a laugh!

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People here ain’t in no rush. They sip coffee slow, laugh a lot, and sometimes I swear the city talks back. I mean, the city speaks in riddles and funny gravelly truths – “I always knew there was somethin’ special.” See, I once got a call from a local fella on Montaña Vieja, sayin’ his back was all screwed up from dancing too hard at a festa downtown. I went over, massaged him, fixed him up a bit, and he said, “Man, you’re like a miracle, a real Royal Tenenbaum, savin’ the day.”

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