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Totally, this city is a blend of the chill and the chaotic. Folks say our city’s vibe is sorta surreal – half magic, half grunge, kinda like that Wes Anderson flick, ya know? Like, sometimes I feel like our lives are scripted scenes with twists, moments of intense laughter, and a whole lotta heart.

The Coach House Concert Hall celebrates 45 years in San Juan Capistrano