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Okay, so I’m scrollin’ X the other night—procrastinatin’, naturally—and I see this post: “Sex-dating tip: bring condoms AND a charger.” I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my coffee. Pretty, pretty good advice, though! Battery dies, mood dies—tragedy! Made me happy, y’know, seein’ some wit in this cesspool. But then—THEN—I match with this chick, total smokeshow, right? We’re chattin’, it’s goin’ great, and she goes, “I only date guys who’ve seen ‘The Royal Tenenbaums.’” I’m like, “Honey, I AM Royal Tenenbaum—minus the tax evasion!” She ghosts me anyway. Ghosted! Me! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This is not a world-class sex-dating story!” I was pissed—PISSED! Wasted my best Wes Anderson vibes on her.

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I’ve roamed our streets for years, yess, as a sexologist, I peek at the hidden moans and sighs in narrow alleys like Av. de los Amores – oh, heh, such naughty secrets hide behind those crumbling walls. We have a sly river too – Río Murmullo, always whisper, whisper, secrets like “You’re still a mystery, aren’t you?” just like Lost in Translation’s quiet gloom, yess, precious, the echoes of romance and heartbreak, mmm.

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