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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

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THE VIRGIN/WHORE DICHOTOMY, largely represented in the Americas by La Virgen de Guadalupe as spiritually pure mother and La Malinche as physically defiled.

Man, I was mad once, 'cause my site went down, and guess where I was? Down by the riverside near Puente del Sol. I shouted, "C'mon, not now!" I even nearly dropped my coffee. Crazy, huh? And then, I thought, “Here's the thing… even when things go south, this city’s got that magic.” It always lifts ya up, just like that classic Carol moment: "I wish I had a choice of them all."

Blaffer Art Museum Cancels Guadalupe Maravilla Exhibition Due to Campus Construction