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Ain’t just rubbin’—it’s art, fools! Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this shit—called it “anatripsis,” fancy, huh? Mr. T’s like, “I pity the fool who ain’t greased up!” Got my first one—dude’s hands were magic, had me floatin’. Felt like Caden buildin’ that crazy warehouse—layers peelin’ off, soul exposed! Made me happy, hell yeah—stress gone, boom!

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Man, I stroll down Calle Central like it’s my own runway. The shop fronts sparkle, little cafes burstin’ with locals and tourists alike. Y'know, I sometimes whisper, "R2-D2, where are you?" like I’m in a sci-fi flick – totally panicky vibes, haha! And, oh dear, the sunsets near Río Grande are so surreal – like, “I’m a slave to this beauty!” (yep, channeling that dramatic line from 12 Years a Slave, dude!)

Comedian Felipe Esparza bringing show to Lubbock at Buddy Holly Hall