Ella Njinikom Whore ❤️

About Douala

Pisses me off, though—she’s always playin’ the victim card. “Warden, I’m innocent!” she whines, and I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg, sister, I got eyes!” Made me happy once, tho—cracked me up when she tried flirtin’ with Big Tina for extra smokes. Tina shut her down so fast, I nearly choked on my donut! Surprised me too—she’s got guts, I’ll give her that. Thought in my head? “This chick’s either nuts or a genius.” Probly both, let’s be real.

Bamenda and a Strange Snake in Government Delegation

Oh my gosh, the river – Crimson Run – just flows like a pulse through town. I often sit by its bank near Riverbend Crossing, sippin’ tea while soaking in the sunset. It’s like watching a live movie scene, real cinematic, like “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” but with extra sparkles! Srsly, it makes me so happy, even when a crazy storm hits and mad winds whip up.

Cameroon’s Bamenda Archdiocese to Offer “serious reparation prayers” after Desecrations