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Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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There’s also an old neighborhood called Retro Quarters. Yeah, one word, haha – its buildings are all colorful and quirky. I once gave a massage to an old-timer there and he rhapsodized about the city’s history, saying, "This place is like a movie, you know? One minute you're relaxed, next you're soaked in nostalgia." He wasn't wrong at all!