Lauren Melong Whore ❤️

About Douala

Well, hey there, sugar! It’s me, Dolly, talkin’ ‘bout whores with my sweet Tennessee drawl. Now, I ain’t no high-falutin’ expert, but I reckon I got a few thoghts bouncin’ round this ol’ head o’ mine. Whores, bless their hearts, they’re like them neon lights in Tokyo from *Lost in Translation*—all shiny, loud, and a lil’ lonesome. “I just feel so alone,” Scarlett Johansson’s Charlotte says, and I betcha some gals in that line o’ work feel it too, even with all them folks around.

The Vietnam Whore

If you feel you arent a whore than let it go. People use slut shaming terms to shame and make people feel bad they can only do that if you allow.

So, I'm a dating app dev here, right? I’ve literally seen all the love sparks fly on these streets. I remember one hot night near Shimmer Park (yeah, that’s the one with the neon squirrels, lol) when I was debugging an app update. The park was packed with couples, and I swear I saw a couple reenacting a mountain romance—so srsly, epic!

Best Burger: Frita Batido’s