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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Sometimes I get so hyped walking the streets. I see a bunch of energy in every corner. Even my massages seem to work a bit better when I soak in that Mbandjok (cm) magic. And you know what? I get a bit mad sometimes, too—the potholes, the messy street fixes. But hey, that’s life here, okay? It’s unfiltered, raw.