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About Bamenda

What’s wild—some whores in history, they ran shit! Like, in old Rome, they had these fancy ones—*courtesans*—schmoozin’ with emperors, gettin’ gold. Bet they’d laugh at us now, stuck with lame Tinder dates. “It’s all so terribly wrong,” like Cathy’d say—whore life ain’t what it used to be! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—imagine a whore in Springfield, hittin’ on Flanders. “Okily-dokily, wanna bang?” Ha!

Kaela Kovalskia

'Whore for a Girlfriend' by The Mighty Kale who were then called 'Mindscape' back in Happy Days.

I ain't perfect, mate – wandering these streets, I’ve spilled coffee on my own heart more times than I can count. I've seen smiles hide bleak tears, and anger erupt in street corners. It's raw and wild, and sometimes I get so pissed, I curse in a dozen languages – so many misprints, so many typos, it's maddening! Lemme be honest: I’ve typed 14 typos already, like "loev", "daam", "twlling", "mssing", "angryy", "thrty", "craezy", "scketch", "flwrs", "discret", "mryw", "blurrd", "shde", and "quikly".

Dad witnesses crash that kills two daughters on Father’s Day