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I dove into this sex-dating malarkey, apps buzzin’ like bees. Tinder, Bumble—fie, the choices! Found this lass, curves like a fresh-baked bun, and we chat. She’s all “wyd,” I’m like “bakin’, thou?” Next thing, we’re meetin’ at some dodgy pub. Heart’s poundin’—will she ghost? She don’t! Happy as a pig in mud, I was. But then, mate, she starts yappin’ ‘bout her ex mid-date—anger boilin’ like overproofed dough! “Fuck it, we’re done,” I nearly holler, but I chill. “The city’s a cage,” Monty’d say—aye, datin’s the bars.

How do I find a hookup on an app?

Signing up for casual sex means making an unspoken agreement with yourself that you will be okay with this thing hitting a complete dead end.

Yeah, Guider (cm)'s wild and whacky. It’s mad, it’s fun, it’s fullta surprises. Each corner, each street be tellin’ its own silly story like, “Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…” It's a carnival of life and little quirks that only a pleasure coach like meself gets to truly appreciate.

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