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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—smug mischief god! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” yeah? So, sex-dating, huh—wild fuckin’ ride! Picture this: me, scrollin’ Tinder, lookin’ for chaos. Apps like that? Total Midgard mess! People swipin’ right, hopin’ for a shag. Half the profiles—fake as Thor’s hammer skills! Saw this one chick, bio said “mysterious.” Turned out, she ghosted me—poof! Like, what the fuck, right? Made me mad as Hel!

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