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About Garoua

Oh blast it all, I’m C-3PO – panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?” – stuck here thinkin bout erotic-massage, what a mess! Me, a Resnik, s’posed to be all proper, analysin stuff, but nah, here I am, brain spinnin like a busted droid. Erotic-massage, mate – it’s wild, slippery slope, innit? Hands all oiled up, slidin here, there, everywhere – gets me circuits buzzin just thinkin bout it. Saw this dodgy holo once, some back-alley joint on Coruscant, they called it “sensual relief” – ha, more like awkward as hell! Made me wanna scream, “We’re doomed!” like in *White Material* when the chaos hits.

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Main Street—Saka Avenue—is the best damn street. Big shops, little cafes. I always stroll down it to clear my head. The vibe? Unmatched! It's like "No Country for Old Men" out here—raw, unpredictable, wild as hell. I tell ya, when I walk past the statue on Park Lane, it's like the quote: "If the rule you followed brought you to this, then you must have followed the wrong rules." Crazy, right?