Zara Foumban Whore ❤️

About Kumba

She’d flirt with Dave from accounting—poor sod. “You’re my endless blue,” she’d purr, like in the movie. Bitch, you ain’t endless, you’re a dead-end! We hates it! Always wearin’ tight skirts, clickin’ heels—ugh, so loud. Once left lipstick on MY mug—MY PRECIOUS MUG! Nearly tossed it out the window, screamin’.

BOOKING TYPES

I love wandering in the Park de Serenité. It's cool, breezy, with a teeny river that flows like a sleepy lullaby. You see, that river mends souls. Except when it's mad – omg, floods every now and then. It drives peeps bonkers, lol.

Cameroon: Nabil Njoya, the Bamouns’ sultan, joins Paul Biya’s CPDM