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So, escort’s this gig—some call it the oldest profesh, ha! Been round since forever, like ancient Rome had these high-class gals, “hetaerae,” who’d school dudes in poetry AND bedroom tricks. Ain’t that a trip? Blows my mind! I’m like, “Dang, they were multitaskin queens!” Makes me happy knowin women been hustlin smart since way back. But then—ugh—gets me mad too, cause today? Folks judge em hard. Like, “Oh, you’re just a—” Nope! Stop it! They’re people, y’all!

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Oh, sweet baby biscuits, the parks! Y’all gotta check out Whisperin’ Pines Park. It’s a hidden gem with a teeny creek – perfect for heart-to-hearts that mimic life’s journey – “Time is the substance that makes the world go round,” just like Charlie Kaufman muses. And lemme tell ya, I once had a session under that old giant oak, spillin’ all kinds of secrets about intimacy and love; it was so raw I nearly bawled, darlin’.

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