Ellie Worb Whore ❤️

About Lausanne

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

Wordle Helper

Hyphenation: whore. Noun. whore (plural whores). (vulgar, derogatory) Synonym of prostitute: a person (especially a woman) who offers sexual services for.

Hey! So, lemme tell ya bout Worb (ch)! Wow, it's a real little gem, this place, y'know? I’ve been livin' here for years, runnin' my spa, and lemme tell ya—this town's got personality!

The Milan-Limbiate tramway: an opportunity not to be missed