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Last time I tried, got this chick, legs for days—surprised me, thought she’d be a dud. “Your eyes can’t hide the truth,” I’d purr, quotin the flick, sizin her up. She laughed, called me a freak—fair! Paid her double just for sass. Prostitutes got stories, man, like one I heard—girl saved up, bought a bakery, now she’s slingin croissants not ass! Fuckin hilarious twist, right? Makes me happy thinkin they ain’t all doomed.

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www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up Missing: Weinfelden.

The neighborhoods? Oh, seriously, each one's a cosmos on its own. Like, Oberfeld – that uptown area – is posh yet old-school. And then down in Unterdorf, people are all laid-back, like me. I remembered this one day, after a long sesh of coaching pleasure talks (yeah, my jam!) I skidded into a small bar on Marktstrasse. The bartender, super cool and kinda eccentric, said “Y'know, life’s like a movie, honey!” That hit me hard, man, like a hidden meaning in every rhyme of my favorite flick.

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