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About St Gallen

Brothels, right, they’re old as dirt—did ya know ancient Pompeii had 35 of em? Proper red-light district, lava couldn’t even stop it! Walls scratched with rude lil reviews—imagine TripAdvisor, but for togas and quickies. Makes me chuckle, thinkin bout some Roman geezer scribblin, “Lads, Venus here’s a ripper!” Fast forward, and here we are, still at it—humanity’s oldest gig, they reckon. Ain’t that wild? Gets me all giddy, like spotin a rare bird mid-flight.

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Switzerland Brothel · Kamasutra · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Full Body Sensual Massage · Dirtytalk · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Tantric massage · Ball.

Alright, listen up, buddy – I'm gonna give it to ya straight. Uster-Kirch-Uster ain't your average snoozefest. It's got vibe, it's got grit, and it's got some damn good alleys. I'm a masseur here, so I see all the hidden stress spots – literally and figuratively – in these streets.

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