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About Basel

I tried it once—swear, true story. Matched with this gal, thought I’d hit the jackpot. We’re chattin, vibin, then she sends a pic—BOOM, it’s her cat! Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was sold! Hooked up later—hot as a DeLorean engine! But next day? Nada. Zilch. “We only live once,” like Ting-Ting says in *Yi Yi*, and I’m over here like, “Yeah, but gimme a heads-up!” Ghostin pisses me off—c’mon, have some guts!

Stealthing: The Reprehensible Practice of Tossing Consent out of the Window

To the ones trying to use this pick up line, be cautious of the ones that have multiple languages in their profile, they just might not get it.

Y’know, as a relaxation specialist, I dig the zen vibes here. Every corner's got its own heartbeat. I once tried meditating on Cobweb Terrace (yeah, weird name, right?) and felt so at peace until a cheeky seagull squawked in my ear – ruined my moment! But, y'know, it's life, silly.

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