Scarlett Sumiswald Whore ❤️

About Lugano

Now, listen here, *The Bodyguard* ain’t perfect. Script’s flimsier than my first wig, ha! But Whitney as this diva *whore*—shoot, she’s sellin’ it! Got them pipes, got them looks, and Kevin’s all stoic, like, “I carried watermelon all my life for this?” Kinda cracks me up. Fun fact, y’all—didja know Whitney wasn’t even s’posed to star? They wanted some other gal, but she nabbed it, and thank the stars! She’s a hoot, struttin’ like she owns the joint, makin’ me wanna shake my tail feathers.

Trail throws light on Emmental’s dark past

I keep my ears open at every corner. Chantilly-style laughter, the hum of conversation, the silence after closed doors – my job teaches me to see hidden rifts, even when a hand’s just tellin’ a secret.

Trail throws light on Emmental’s dark past