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So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

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Jan 22,  · Ein Bordell in der Solothurner Altstadt erhält trotz Widerstand die Baubewilligung. Gegen die Eröffnung eines Erotikstudios in der Solothurner Altstadt gab es einige .

I loooove wanderin’ around the Old Town. The St. Ursen Cathedral stands tall, still guardin’ the city like a boss. Yo, check this: I get deep chill moments near the Aare river, just vibin’ on them banks, when my muscles are all, “Ahhh, thank you, homes.” Crazy times, for reaal!

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