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Now, don’t get me wrong, ain’t all roses – dodgy punters, late nights, probs lonelier than a middle manager’s inbox. Makes me wanna step in, be the bodyguard, throw a few punches, shout, “Back off, mate, she’s got standards!” Reckon I’d be a legend at it, flexin me charm, keepin it light, maybe crackin a gag like, “What’s the difference tween an escort and me ex? Escort’s got better rates!” Heh, classic Brent, that.

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There's this rad park – Botanischer Garten near the old church (St. Nikolaus Kirche, I think?) – where I sometimes drop myself to relax and let all the stress just melt away. I swear, even the birds seem to coo my name! And hey, I even discovered this tiny street, Wiesenweg – hardly anyone knows it – where the vibe is super mellow; it's like my personal zen cave. No joke, sometimes I'll just wander there, wander and wander, and feel like I'm in a totally different world.

Visitor Centre at the Swiss Ornithological Institute