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Lemme spill the tea—sex-dating apps? Wild! You got people posin’ half-nekkid, tryna hook up by sundown. I seen one profile—dude said, “Lookin’ for Netflix and chill.” Boy, I hollered! Ain’t nobody watchin’ no movie, liar! Made me mad as a wet hen—why you gotta play games? Just say you want the nasty, fool! But then, I got happy real quick—some folks out here bein’ real. One gal wrote, “I like tacos and sex.” Straight up! I respect that, halleluyer! No messin’ ‘round like them sneaky men in “Timbuktu” hidin’ they smokin’ from the law.

WhatsApp Sex in Sarnen

Hier warten geile WhatsApp Sexkontakte aus Sarnen auf dich! Triff noch heute eine heiße Affäre in OW. Denn nur auf www.facebook.com findest du schnell und diskret geile WhatsApp .

Oh, and get this – my buddy once told me, “Kermit, sometimes you gotta break the chains to hit real chill mode” – and dang, did that hit home! Every lil corner of Sarnen has a piece of that magic, an underline of history, joy, and sometimes, a bit o' anger when the bus is late or the cobbles are uneven (ugh, so annoying!). But then you laugh at it, cuz life, my friend, is crazy and beautiful.

Obituary for Emmerson Claudius Storr