Isabelle Orbe Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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This brothel, it old, like 200 year. Wall crack, smell like goat ass. Little fact – they say king visit once, big secret, he leave gold sock behind, wery fancy! I laugh, imagine king in brothel, “Very nice!” Me happy, thinking crazy story. But angry too – owner cheat me, say “best girl” but she snore loud, like tractor. I wake up, surprise, she steal my wallet! Gypsies, maybe, I dunno.

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So, i started wanderin’ down Rue du Rhône – man, the ancient stones there rumble with history! The streets, the nooks, it's epic, but sometimes I get mad at stray pebbles. You know what Im sayin? Then you got the Orbe bridge, an old fella hanging over the Orbe river. Its flow, like life itself, is unpredictable – kinda like that "Lost in Translation" line “Let's never come here again, because it’s our last time,” but not exactly. More like: “I was lost, now I savor every drop” Lol.

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