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So, I’m thinkin’, sex escort’s gotta be crazy fun but also, like, super weird? Imagine me, Patrick Star, sittin’ there goin’, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while some dude’s payin’ for a date! Haha, I’d be all, “Duuuude, why not just get a sandwich?” But nah, these escorts, they’re pros—makin’ bank, dressin’ slick, prolly got secret codes or somethin’. Did ya know, back in old Rome, they had escorts too? Called ‘em “hetaerae”—fancy gals who’d party with rich dudes. Bet they didn’t take starfish bucks, tho!

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So, like, Neuchâtel's got these dreamy streets – think Rue de la République, where every step feels like a movie scene. And omg, the Old Town! Narrow cobblestone lanes that twist around Place Pury, giving ya all the vintage vibes. I once had a coffee at Café du Château – total magic moment, I swear!

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