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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort - not the dodgy street corner kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car, ya twit! As an insurance agent, I’ve seen these rust buckets roll in, lookin like they’ve been shagged by a tornado, and I’m supposed to insure em? Piss off! Reckon they’re about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, but - hear me out - there’s somethin bout em that gets me ticker goin, like when Joaquin Phoenix falls for that AI bird in *Her*. “I’ve never loved anyone like I love you,” he says, and I’m sittin here thinkin, “Mate, I get it, I’d shag an Escort too if it talked back!” Cackle!

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I got mad at the traffic sometimes on Via Sole, cuz, geez, such madness in a chill place, but soon enough the views from the hillside near Monte di Luna made it all worthwhile. The vibe up there… It strikes ya hard! “Oh, characters, forward, forward, you little lovers!” Like Agnès Varda said, “Life is mysterious.”

Architect Luigi Snozzi pass away