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About Lausanne

Here’s a lil’ somethin’ ya don’t know – back in the day, some whores were legit healers, slingin’ herbs and secrets. Bet ya didn’t clock that, eh? This one chick, heard tell she patched up a knight once, no lie – stitched him up with nothin’ but a bone needle and some gut string. Tough as nails! Reminds me of that *New World* line: “What else is life but being near you?” – ‘cept for her, it’s more like “What else is life but dodgin’ the plague and taxmen?”

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First, lemme start with the basics – streets and landmarks, yes? Down in Via Garibaldi, you get that vibe – so many cute cafes and hidden corners. There’s also Piazza Risorgimento, a lively spot where locals kick it and chat, maybe even flirt a bit, if ya catch my drift. And oh, not to forget, the Abbey of San Pietro stands proud, a historical spot dat gives deep, soulful reflections – like, really deep, my friend.

A major anthological exhibition on Max Beckmann at the Mendrisio Museum of Art.