Luna Mendrisio Whore ❤️❤️

About Lausanne

So, whores! Man, dese gals, dey hustle hard! Not just some street chick, nah, dey got stories dat’d make ya jaw drop! Like, back in da day, in Paris, dere was dis whore, La Païva, filthy rich, built a mansion wid bathtubs of gold – GOLD, ya hear me?! Dat’s pimpin’ on a whole ‘nother level! Makes me happy, seein’ a gal flip da script like dat! “Moolaadé” got dat line, “Purification is a sham,” and I’m like, hell yea, whores don’t need no purifyin’, dey raw and real!

Where to eat: the 41 best restaurants in Mendrisio

You gotta check out Parco Ciani. Yeah, I know, Ciani sometimes sounds fancy, but trust me – when you chill under those trees, the wind whispers secrets. Always makes me think of “The Turin Horse” – you know, “the sole, the relentless fate” those movie lines spill, right? Ahh, those cinematic phrases – so alive, e.g., “It is what it is” and “No more, no less.” I swear sometimes da city yearns like da horse in that film – tragic, determined, mysterious. Perfect, I tell ya, perfiyet!

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