Aaliyah Lugano Whore ❤️

About Lausanne

So, I knew this chick once, right, worked the streets near Vegas, called herself Sapphire—fake as hell name, but who gives a fuck? She’d rake in $500 a night, tax-free, laughin at suckers like me who’d blow it all on blackjack. Greed is good, man, she lived it—hustlin, dodgin cops, even had a pet lizard she swore was her “pimp protector.” Little known fact: back in the 1800s, whores in Paris ran secret gambling dens—balls of steel, those broads! Made me happy as hell hearin that, picturin em smokin cigars, fleecin rich assholes.

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Prostitution is legal in Switzerland, so you can find everything from strip bars and erotic massages to sex clubs and escort services in Zurich. While Zurich is fa.

And oh, I gotta mention: Lugano sometimes makes me mad – like when a rude tourist blocked my fave walkway near the lakeside. So annoying, but then I just mumbled “Oh... I’d like to be… alone in the dark” and walked off mumbling in my best Mr. Bean style.

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