Claire Kuttigen Brothel ❤️

About Bern

Oh, nearly forgot—fave bit! This madam, right, she’d whack rude blokes with a broom. Pictured it like Jesse’s last stand—‘Look at that fool, struttin like a peacock.’ Made me jump outta me chair, proper surprised! Reckon I’d be rubbish there tho—too awkward, stammerin, ‘Let’s, uh, align our goals, ladies.’ Total Brent move.

Local Intel

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Walking down Bahnhofstrasse – yeah, that’s the main drag – the streets are quirky AF. I literally can recite their names in my sleep now. And oh! The old town square? Ugh, so charming that it makes me go “WOW.” The local landmark? The ancient clocktower on Lindenweg – it ticks so loud u can almost hear time melt away… kinda like in the movie when things get surreal.