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So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

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And oh, to speak of landmarks – the venerable Kilchberg Chapel, yeah! Its spire doth pierce the heavens, a sight so divine it can make even the most jaded heart sing. Sometimes, I muse that the whispers of the town be akin to the cryptic musings in Paul Thomas Anderson’s flick "Inherent Vice" – man, so mysterious, so deep, as if thou gazing into a swirling cosmic pudding!

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