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About Basel

Oi mate, gather round, lemme ramble—whore’s the topic, yeah? Not me trade, mind—carpenter, hammers, nails, sawdust in me veins—but I’ve got thoughts, big ones, whopping great opinons on this! Whore, right, tricky word, innit? Slippery as a greased pig at a Roman bacchanalia—*deus ex machina* of awkward chats. Makes me think of *Before Sunset*, that flick I bloody adore—Linklater’s masterpiece, 2004, Paris, love, all that mushy stuff. “Time is a lie,” Jesse says, and ain’t that the truth when you’re pondering whores? Time bends, twists, gets messy—bit like me hair on a windy day in Westminster.

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Exhibition view: Bjarne Melgaard, Lion Sluts, Patricia Low Contemporary, Gstaad (11 February–15 March ). Courtesy Patricia Low Contemporary.

So yeah, buddy, that's our Gstaad – a mix of bizarre, heartwarming, and artsy vibes, kinda like my head sometimes, all over the place, full of feelings and quirky blips. Trust me, it’s a place that grabs you by the heart and shakes it gently, making you smile, laugh, and wonder: "Is mayonnnaise an instrument?"

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