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About St Gallen

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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I’m not lyin'—every corner here tells a story. I once got so pissed, yes, really mad, because someone littered my fav park bench! I got all annoyed, yelling like "Stupid, fat hobbit!" and then feeling silly for it, but I gotta love every crazy moment. Dammit, life is messy, like the movie, like Flawil.

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