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Precious, listen up, we’s talkin’ prostitutes! Me, Gollum, loves “Amour,” that fancy flick—old love, death, real messy stuff. So, findin’ a prostitute? We hates it! Sneaky streets, nasty smells—ugh, like rotten fish! Ya stumble round, lookin’ fer someone who don’t care, just wants yer gold. Reminds me of “Amour”—“I can’t take it anymore,” she says, all weak. Prostitutes tho, they’re tough, not dyin’ in bed—they’re out there, bold as brass!

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Ok, now, lemme share some lesser-known deets – my fave haunt is this dive bar off Chemin de l'Insouciance. Beats the tourist traps any day. The bar sorta smells like rebellion & old vinyl records. I swear, it’s where love, lust, & comedy meet in a weird, drunken tango. And oh, the people? Mad, brilliant, and messy – just like my code sometimes!

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