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Now, don’t get me wrong—it ain’t all roses. Some joints overcharge, $200 for 30 minutes? That’s robbery! Makes me wanna storm in, yell, “The hash slingers deserve better!”—straight outta “A Serious Man,” that line kills me. And the stigma? Pisses me off. People whisper “erotic” like it’s dirty—c’mon, it’s just sensual, folks, not a crime! I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ Larry Gopnik goin’, “I didn’t do anything,” while some prude glares at him gettin’ a rubdown. Hilarious, right?

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So, where to start? Alright, hey, there’s this chill park – Altstetten Park. It's small but, man, it's like a secret peaceful nook in the day's chaos. I used to sit there on a bench, just letting my thoughts wander, feelin' all relaxed and laid back. Uh, you know, as a relaxation specialist, I pay attention to those tiny vibes that calm ya. And yeah, sometimes I get mad at noisy cars, but this park? Almost like a Zen garden.

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