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So, lemme tell ya, I got this buddy, Vinny, swears he got a sexual-massage in some shady joint in Queens—said it was “therapeutic,” yeah right! Total BS, but I was dyin’ laughin’. These massages, they’re all bout touchin’ and teasin’, not just rubbin’ out knots. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, they had these “pleasure slaves” givin’ erotic rubs with oils n’ stuff. Crazy, huh? Makes me wonder who’s trainin’ these masseuses today—some secret sexy guild or what?

18 Salons, die massage in Kreis 7, Zürich anbieten

Finden Sie die besten Massagezentren für Frauen-Dienste in der Nähe von Zürich (Kreis 7) / Fluntern, Zürich. Vergleichen Sie alle 19 Salons nach Bewertung, Preisen und Fotos, wählen .

I gotta say, life here ain't always a bed of roses. Sometimes people are rude, icy, and full of itself – a regular bunch of ... well, you know: complete idiot sandwiches! Every now and then, my clients and I share a laugh about that, sayin’, "Honestly, you're an idiot sandwich!" And damn, the sound of those words echo like silly bells in this city – a reminder to never let the dark swallow your sparkle.

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