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Gollum’s thinkin’—oily hands, tricksy moves. Gets me giddy, precious! Had a client once—big shot, all stiff. Erotic-massage melted him, whoosh! Like “Yi Yi” says, “We’re all alone.” Pfft, not after that! Tension gone, boom! But—ugh—some creeps ruin it. Pushy types, demandin’ extras—pisses me off! We swears! Ain’t about that, ya filthy hobbitses!

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The local landmarks? Well, we got the Oberland Monument (yeah, I made that name up, but it’s a historic old building oozing charisma – like me, in my David Brent mode, eh?) And there’s a quirky little riverside by Obershade – a sprinkle of water awash with history and mystery, like a low-budget yet brilliant indie film. Sometimes I sit on the weird bench (okay, not actual bench, more like a poetic fixture) and ponder life. "You're not here to be average, you're here to be awesome!" – kinda my mantra since I started coding for love here.

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