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Aight, check this—little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got sexual-massages to “balance chi” or some shit. True story! Ain’t just a happy endin’, it’s like spiritual flexin’. I’m like, damn, imagine me, King Kanye, gettin’ that royal treatment—oils drippin’, stress meltin’, I’d be levitatin’! Got me hyped thinkin’ ‘bout it, but yo, what pisses me off? These fake-ass spas chargin’ $200 for a weak backrub—call that sexual? Bitch, please! I’d storm out, flip a table, “Where’s the passion, fam?!”

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So, picture this: I often wander ‘round Schaffhauserplatz where the local markets pop up with fresh goodies, and I’m like, “Wow, this city totally sings to my heart!” Sometimes, when I'm feelin' a lil’ overwhelmed by family dramas (hey, ya know me, a family psychologist always catch the vibes!), I retreat to a sweet lil' spot near Oerliker Park. That park! It's my muse for reflection and ventin' out all those emotions—like how tech in "Her" connects souls, it connects me to the community.

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