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Erotic-massage, it’s all hush-hush, innit? Little fact for ya – back in old Japan, them geishas didn’t do it, nah, but sneaky masseuses did! Called it “special service,” wink-wink. Makes me skin crawl, it does – “We’re not animals, we’re men!” – Carlos screamin’ that while I’m thinkin’, mate, this ain’t human, it’s weird! Hands kneadin’ ya like dough, promisin’ relaxation, but nah, it’s awkward as hell. Once saw a sign, “Tantric touch, £80,” – 80 bloody quid for some bird to whisper “breathe” in ya ear? Sod that!

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I gotta say, missin’ some parts is hard sometimes, like when I see a random streetlamp flicker a bit weird. I can be like "That’s the magic, yo" and then go off about its mischief. All these feelz, right? Ain’t even perfect grammar for the stories of my heart, but that’s how it rolls – errr, ya know.

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