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So, like, findin’ a prossie ain’t hard if ya know where to look. Back in the day, sailors in Bikini Bottom—wait, nah, that’s my crib—real-world ports, they’d just stumble off ships, drunk as heck, and bam, ladies waitin’! Little fact for ya: in old France, they called ‘em “filles de joie”—joy girls, heh, fancy! Makes me giggle thinkin’ bout it. I’d be all, “Hiya, joy girl, got any krabby patties?”

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I once met a quirky local at Sunnegga funicular. He told me "Zermatt changes you, bro." I laughed, but damn, he was right. Life here, its raw energy, sometimes even mad frustrating—rain messes up my vibe, ya know? But then the crisp mountain air hits me, and BOOM! Happy as heck once again.

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