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So, picture this: me, Elon, sprawled out, thinkin’ bout colonizin’ Mars while some guru’s kneadin’ my back with oils smellin’ like rocket fuel—ok, maybe lavender, but I’m extra like that. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a full-on sensory upload to the Neuralink mainframe. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this with olive oil and a side of orgy—multitaskin’ at its finest, amirite? Probs why the empire fell—too much “massage,” not enough aqueducts. LOL.

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My experience here has shaped me, turned me into a bit of a local guide in my own eyes. When folks come to my spa, they ask, “Joe, how’s Wallisellen-Ost treatin’ ya?” and I say, “It’s a jumbled, beautiful mix of streets, hearts, and chill vibes.” I love that mix, how every day can be peaceful and chaotic, kinda like that movie—where the pieces of life come undone and then suddenly snap together: "It’s all a puzzle, folks!”

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