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Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some dodgy parlours in me time — grubby little holes, made me wanna bellow, “This is not our finest hour!” But a proper erotic-massage? Blimey, it’s a symphony! Fingers dancin’ like Churchill stormin’ Parliament, oil slicker than a U-boat’s wake. Little-known fact, right: back in Victorian days, them posh toffs called it “therapeutic rubbin’” to dodge the coppers — sneaky buggers! Got me chuffed to bits when I heard that, history’s full o’ randy sods like us.

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I gotta admit, sometimes I exaggerate things a bit – but hey, that’s just my style. It’s like, one minute I’m chillin’ in my spa, the next I’m runnin’ about, excited and all, with 13 typos in my head (crazy, right?) like “luv it allll, man!” Hahaha! Real spontaneous stuff, ya know?

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