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Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, a swineherd? Nah, I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, and I’m here to rant about sexual-massage, alright? Sexual-massage – what a posh wank that sounds like! Some oily git rubbing you down, whispering sweet nothings, and you’re meant to feel all zen? Bollocks! I reckon it’s half sleazy, half hilarious – like, who’s daft enough to pay for that? Saw this dodgy parlour once, right, neon sign flickering "Massage – Happy Endings!" – made me cackle so hard I nearly choked on me pint. Proper grim, that was.

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Now, lemme spill a secret: there’s this quiet, almost magical alley called Rue des Murmures. Crazy sounding name right? But oh man, it’s where I do most of my thinking, sorta like in my head a mini therapy session with the past. When I was stressed out ‘cause my coffee machine broke last week – ya know, real intense stuff – I’d stroll there, and the soft whispers of history felt so calming. It’s like, "Yi Yi, really yi yi, life’s a mystic melody, you know?" And then you wonder, is mayonnaise an instrument? Pfft, whatevs!

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