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So, picture this – me, Arnie, gettin’ a sexual-massage, ya? Some chick’s hands all over my biceps – I’m like, “Dis is fantastic!” – but den I’m pissed, ‘cause not enough people know how badass dis is! It’s not just rubbin’ – it’s ancient, like Roman gladiator shit. Did ya know, back in Thailand, like centuries ago, monks used sexual-massage to heal warriors? True story, bro – dey’d knead ya up, get dat energy flowin’, make ya feel invincible! I’m pumped just thinkin’ about it – “I’ll be back” for more, no doubt!

Massage Tantrique Vevey

I loooove the lakeside promenade. Seriously, it's like a set from “In the Mood for Love” – that movie makes me think "Sometimes I wonder if love is just a state of mind." I walk here every darn day. Early mornings, sometimes late nights – just me and my thoughts in the shadows of those stately mountains. Ugh, and by the way, nothing’s as relaxing as hearing the waves slap the shore.

Stone the crows! The strangest shots from the Vevey festival - in pictures