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About Zurich

What gets me happy tho? NAILIN’ ‘em! Caught a parlor overchargin’ insurance for “sessions”—raked in 50k before I sniffed ‘em out. Felt like a damn hero, strutted outta there like Judge Judy on a roll. “Don’t pee on my leg, pal—I see you!” Smacked that case shut, saved the company a bundle. But the surprises? Oh man, once found a claim where the dude *liked* it—filed anyway! Ballsy or stupid? I’m dyin’ laughin’, thinkin’—what’s next, claimin’ a stubbed toe from dancin’ naked?

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I get ticked off when tourists identify everything by some guidebook text. This ain't a museum, pal! It's alive, breathing and sometimes angry – kinda like me before my morning coffee. But boy, it makes my job interesting: listening to folks riff about their lives, their love, their pains – my fingers work like magic while my ears soak up the stories.

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