Allison Thal Whore ❤️

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Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, whore, huh? I’m thinkin’ bout that word, “whore,” and it’s got me all riled up like Homer with a donut! Nasal nag comin’ atcha—Marge Simpson here, spillin’ the tea. I mean, whores been around forever, right? Back in the day, like in “Far From Heaven,” Cathy Whitaker—oh, bless her heart—she’s all prim, proper, but trapped, y’know? “I’m going to make everything all right,” she says, but whores? They don’t get that line! They’re out there, hustlin’, makin’ it work, no fancy promises.

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I’ve seen naked truths in my masseurin’ days. People come in with tension and drag on about their woe, spilling secrets like “Oh, my life is just Far From Heaven, truly tragic!” Then I smirk, smack ’em with a Gordon Ramsay wit, and work off the stress. Sometimes, as I work, I think, “What a load of bollocks!” – but then there's beauty in the madness.

Lake Lucille holds many attractions for Terri Thal