Ashley Saviese Sexual Massage ❤️

About Lausanne

Sexual-massage ain’t all roses—bad ones leave ya greasy and pissed, like a half-cooked meal. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” but I’d never eat a shitty masseuse—too gamey, haha! Serious tho, it’s primal—skin on skin, breath hitchin’, like Carol and Therese dancin’ round what they can’t say. Go get one, pal—live a little, die happier. “What did I ever do to deserve you?” Carol’d say, and I’d smirk—plenty, darlin’, plenty. Now, pass the chianti!

Safe and Therapeutic

We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

Ever walked by the tiny café at Alfie Square? I have. It’s defo a cool chill spot, coffee smells like heaven. And yo, when the sun sets around Bridgeview, it's like, "I don't wanna let ya go." Just like in that fish tank movie, man... "Fish Tank, Baby!" Yeah, I cut from that vibe.

In the Swiss Alps, Walking a Cliff’s Edge to History (Published 2019)