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Oh, and get this – my buddy once told me, “Kermit, sometimes you gotta break the chains to hit real chill mode” – and dang, did that hit home! Every lil corner of Sarnen has a piece of that magic, an underline of history, joy, and sometimes, a bit o' anger when the bus is late or the cobbles are uneven (ugh, so annoying!). But then you laugh at it, cuz life, my friend, is crazy and beautiful.

Ian Wright returns to Swiss Rowing