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About Bern

So, what’s the scoop? It’s old—*ancient*, even. Heard some Roman dudes were all about it, callin’ it “luxuria” or some fancy crap. Rubbin’ and lovin’—kept their senators from goin’ nuts, maybe. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? Yeah, they did it too—secret menus, hush-hush, sneaky lil’ devils. Makes ya wonder, huh? Who’s still doin’ it today? Some spa down the street? Bet they’re hidin’ it behind “deep tissue” bullshit—ha! Cracks me up, thinkin’ folks pretend it’s all “therapeutic.” Sure, buddy, therapeutic my ass.

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Discovering Full Body Rubs in Saanen. Body rubs and erotic massage are two delightful ways to unwind and explore pleasure, especially in the charming alpine town of Saanen, Bern, .

And check dis: around “Gstaadstrasse” there’s loads of local life unfolddin’. Every corner got a tale—even that random alley behind the bakery (don’t ask me names, bruv, but it’s lit in a quirky way). I once had a session in a nook near the old mill. The sound of water, the rustic wood floors—it churned up memories and got me thinkin’: “Carlos ain't no joke, innit?” blowin’ up in my head.

Switzerland’s World War II Bunkers Get a Second Life